Since I'm pissing away time today and not doing the things I'm supposed to be doing, I thought I'd play around with some of those lame little blog widget things you see here and there. I played with an anagram one the other day and found out that my name spells out "Major and grumpy hen." No kidding? Here's more colossal wastes of time:
I particularly like their reasoning behind my rating:
This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:
* pain (4x) * ass (2x) * torture (1x)
Pain Ass Torture sounds like an interesting blog post to me. I'll have to get right on that.
Then this one was just freaky:
|Your Summer Anthem is Behind These Hazel Eyes by Kelly Clarkson|
But you won't get to see the tears I cry
Behind these hazel eyes"
Your summer will be marked by heartache - but mostly happiness.
The summer of 2005 was when we moved to Long Beach and, well, you know the rest.
I'm not sure what to make of this one:
|You've Experienced 64% of Life|
And unless you're already in your 40s, you're probably wise beyond your years.
I hope that doesn't mean I've experienced 64% of my life? I'm only 30. That can't be good.
Well, at least I know why I'll only be experiencing 64% of my life:
|Your Famous Last Words Will Be:|
Seriously, I'm a better driver than that. I can totally pass that guy.
Uh oh. Bad news for Maguire:
|You Are 39% Ready for Marriage|
You still have a lot of dating to do before your find a relationship that works for you.
Maybe I should have taken this quiz earlier? God, I hope there's no "Are you ready for kids?" quiz.
Hmmm, this could explain that marriage question...
|Your Inner Gender is Male|
You like to get things done, without any emotional messiness.
You truly don't understand most women. And you definitely feel more comfortable around men.
No doubt about it. You're a guy - at least on the inside.
Good grief. I need a drink.
|You Are Rum|
You are also pretty picky about what you drink
Only the finest labels and best mixed cocktails will do
Except if you're dieting - then it's Diet Coke and Bicardi all the way
Well, if I'm going to be drinking rum...
|Your Pirate Name Is...|
Aargh! Where's me rum and me antibiotics?!