The first rule of the Internet Hiatus is: You do not talk about your Internet Hiatus. Definitely not during your Internet Hiatus.
I've been offline, more or less, since mid-November. I didn't announce that I was going offline, I just went. The end.
I did not feather my hiatus nest with a hashtag, inviting others to join in so we could all share tips online about how great we're doing staying offline. A hiatus is healthy, you should take one, too, and frequently, but it sort of messes up my hiatus when I'm busy monitoring questions about yours.
Or checking your social media updates on how your Internet Hiatus is going.
You are doing your Internet Hiatus wrong, by the way.
(I'm kidding. Do whatever you want. I'm not even watching. See aforementioned: Internet Hiatus.)
Nearly two months was enough, though. Time to resume my erratic publishing schedule and haphazard social media updates. Thanks to my consistently inconsistent approach to online availability, I doubt you even noticed I was gone.
Writer. Mother.
