Beware Drowsy Blogging

You know that post I told you I am going to write about
Matt Lauer, Brian Williams from NBC Nightly News, and my tongue?

It is going to look something like this:
However, if I tried to write it right now, it would look something like this:
Thanks, Zyrtec.  You bastard.

I'm switching back to Claritin.

Until then, um, play around in my sidebars.  Am I missing you in my blogroll?  Have you read my Favorite Posts?  Isn't that the cutest photo of baby feet ever?  Have you RSVP'd for The People's Party, yet?  Have something you would like me to add to the Mommybloggers: The Resource page?  Last call for Channel Editors for Blog Nosh Magazine!

Wow.  You have a lot to do today.  Good thing I'm too drowsy to blog coherently...  Hey, when did those purple raccoons show up in my kitchen?  Who let the unicorn in?  Do you smell glitter?

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Comments

[Sarcastic Mom]

Haha, on the commercial, that twit says, "Ingredients: 2 hours you didn't have before!" Looks like it TOOK hours from you, huh?

The good thing is that Patrick Star is oh so loveable.

PS: Did you ever eyeball this post of mine?
I guess what I'm saying is, can't we all just get along, bitches?
It's kind of an "in defense of mommy blogging" type post. Don't know if you'd be interested to add it to your MBR list, but it seemed to strike a chord, and got quite a response when I initially posted it.

Ok. Done tooting my own horn now. Feel better soon, love!

[Krista]

Ah, thanks for the reminder that it's "that" time of year again. No wonder I'm sneezing and blowing my nose when I don't have a cold.
I just made my own blogroll, I don't know if you only add links if they're "reciprocated", but you're on mine! ;)

[Heather]

Can I be in your blog roll? I will have one in my blog redesign, and you'd better believe you'll be in it.

[Corinna]

OMG I laughed outloud at the third photo and comment, but then when I got to the raccoons and the kitchen and the unicorn I nearly hurt myself laughing! Just what I needed, so thanks for the laugh! Love the way you write.

Corinna
www.myscrapbooklife.com

[Jenny, Bloggess]

I smell glitter.

[andi]

Whew. No wonder you're tired. You're not busy at all, are you?

And let me tell you a little something about glitter. I laugh every time I hear that word lately, thanks to Demetri Martin calling it the herpes of craft supplies. Heh.

[Mrs. Schmitty]

OMG...is that why I have had mush-for-brains the last 3 weeks? ZYRTEC?! I thought I finally lost my mind!

[Jess]

Allegra, it works wonders and does not leave you in a fog. Crap sound like a commerical. Well I will leave off the side effects like dropping eyelids, inability to do simple math, and the aversion to all things yellow.

[MommyTime]

Zyrtec does that?! No wonder I've felt so mentally sluggish the last few weeks...I thought it was because I was just sitting on the couch reading blogs, but maybe the stupid meds are making it so I can't do anything else. Huh. I wish I'd been smart enough to figure that one out. :)

Am I down for a channel editor? I'd really like to be. (If so, what channel?)

Have a good night's sleep!

[BOSSY]

You rock. Even medicated.

[mothergoosemouse]

I actually find Patrick quite entertaining. But don't tell my kids that.

[Fitarella]

*not leaving the front of my computer until I get some tongue action*

[michellew]

When you wake up from your Zyrtec induced stupor, you can add me to your blogroll.

[RC]

Thanks for reminding me to stock-up! I've been using Benadryl in a pinch, & my brain is gone...

[coolwebmom]

(sigh) i love Matt Lauer too. And I am TOTALLY familiar with drowsy blogging. I once put a scandalous gossup headline on top of a soulful story about 'teenage preganancy'

i was victim of drowsy bloggin.

[coolwebmom]

(sigh) i love Matt Lauer too. And I am TOTALLY familiar with drowsy blogging. I once put a scandalous gossup headline on top of a soulful story about 'teenage preganancy'

i was victim of drowsy bloggin.

[Deb (Missives From Suburbia)]

I smell glitter. I'm also wondering when Zyrtec became OTC. Didn't I have to have a prescription for that two short years ago when I was pregnant with a belly the size of a house and pregnancy-induced allergies to match? When are they going to make Valium OTC? Now that would be a public service.

Add me, me, me to your fabulous blogroll!! Please, oh pretty please!! I'll be your friend forever.

[Greta]

I'm still laughing at Patrick. Who doesn't love Patrick?

[Tempered Woman]

I take Zyrtec at night just before going to bed. Then take Claritin in the morning. Along with my asthma meds. Cause I'm such a cewl hipster like that. Allergy companies alert me when they become OTC cause they know I'll just automatically start buying their crap up by the buttload bulk. First time I tried Zyrtec I was all like "IAMSOINTHEMOODTOMOWTHELAWN! ANDCLEANTHEHOUSE! AND Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz..."

[Anna at Hank & Willie]

ZZZZZZZyrtec. Made my eyes stuck OPEN because they were too dry and made me sleep at the same time. Back to Claritin for me, too. Have you tried Allegra? I think I'll give that a whirl, too.

I'd love to be on your blogroll! :)