BOSSY is the New Napoleon.
New house. New phone line. Same old computer but newly working again!
I was about to write a post to let you know where I have been when I decided to check out what my favorite bloggers have been up to since, oh, say, December.
I am not one of the stops?!!!
What the hell does a blogger have to do to show BOSSY sufficient amounts of love?
My computer crashes and she drops me. Just like that.
Bossy, did you think I would not adore the chance to drag you around to all of the BOSSY bumper sticker landmarks? We could have been so post modern, recreating my original ode to Bossy with you in the pictures this time.
And you! My favorite bloggers! You so should have had my back on this one! Did none of you tell her, "Don't forget Megan!" for me?
Especially you. Last time I take you on a BOSSY road trip along the Gulf Coast.
What's a crashed-computer-blogger with a mean love of the road trip supposed to do?
While I craft my massive "return to blogging" post, ya'll must help me out and convince BOSSY to come see me on her tour. I mean, seriously.
I don't know if I have it in me to keep blogging now. And I was so excited... ;)
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*UPDATE* Okay, apparently BOSSY did email me, uh, several times. About this very road trip. Huh. How do you like that? See ya in New Orleans, BOSSY.
I might be able to help! I saw that she is coming to Detroit which is not too far from me, so I emailed her and asked her to please add my pushpin and add me to her list of bloggers to visit when she is here. She happily obliged! So if she's coming to a city near you, just email her and grovel a bit. Worked for me! :)
Posted by:Elizabeth | March 11, 2008 at 10:34 AM
So glad you're back, I missed you like CRAZY!!!
And dude, BOSSY should be taking you WITH her!!
Posted by:sam | March 11, 2008 at 11:02 AM
Megan Megan Megan... don't make Bossy print her (always unanswered) emails to you in the New York Times!
Bossy can't add a stop, but you have to, have to, meet up with her in Tallahassee or New Orleans. Please?
Posted by:BOSSY | March 11, 2008 at 11:13 AM
So glad to see you are back--and with sass!
Posted by:Sleeping Mommy | March 11, 2008 at 11:15 AM
See? Sweet vindication: one post and in less than an hour Bossy's all over it!
Glad you're back.
Posted by:Nell | March 11, 2008 at 11:45 AM
Velvy! I've missed you. So happy you are back.
Fussy ~hearts~ Velvy!
Posted by:Alli ~Mrs. Fussypants | March 11, 2008 at 12:01 PM
I heard a little rumor. I don't know if it's true or not, but...
Queen of Shake Shake heard Bossy can not set foot in Mississippi or 50 miles of it, thus eliminating Mobile too, because of certain legal ramifications.
Posted by:Queen of Shake Shake | March 11, 2008 at 02:40 PM
She won't visit me either.
Posted by:Oh, The Joys | March 11, 2008 at 05:28 PM
Welcome back, glad to see everything is alright. Look forward to upcoming post.
Dorothy from grammology
remember to call gram
www.grammology.com
Posted by:Dorothy Stahlnecker | March 12, 2008 at 01:12 PM
Ooops, I guess I must have dropped the ball! (We're on one another's Cre8buzz friend lists)
In my defense, I don't read all the well-known blogs. So I am unfamiliar with Bossy!
Posted by:Devilish Southern Belle | March 15, 2008 at 05:44 PM
I DID tell you, silly.
Posted by:Jennifer | March 16, 2008 at 02:18 PM
That is so wrong of Bossy.
Posted by:HRH | March 16, 2008 at 05:34 PM
Come to Tallahassee!
Posted by:Deb | March 20, 2008 at 01:56 PM
Yeah, come to Tallahassee. It'll be fun. You can stay at my place and you and Bossy can duke it out (or blog it out!) for the least lumpy couch.
Posted by:Saige | March 20, 2008 at 08:44 PM