BOSSY is the New Napoleon.

New house.  New phone line.  Same old computer but newly working again!

I was about to write a post to let you know where I have been when I decided to check out what my favorite bloggers have been up to since, oh, say, December.

How did I miss the fact that BOSSY is having a road trip and how is it that
I am not one of the stops?!!!

What the hell does a blogger have to do to show BOSSY sufficient amounts of love?

My computer crashes and she drops me.  Just like that.

Bossy, did you think I would not adore the chance to drag you around to all of the BOSSY bumper sticker landmarks?  We could have been so post modern, recreating my original ode to Bossy with you in the pictures this time.

And you!  My favorite bloggers!  You so should have had my back on this one!  Did none of you tell her, "Don't forget Megan!" for me? 

Especially you.  Last time I take you on a BOSSY road trip along the Gulf Coast. 

What's a crashed-computer-blogger with a mean love of the road trip supposed to do?

While I craft my massive "return to blogging" post, ya'll must help me out and convince BOSSY to come see me on her tour.  I mean, seriously.

I don't know if I have it in me to keep blogging now.  And I was so excited...  ;)

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*UPDATE* Okay, apparently BOSSY did email me, uh, several times.  About this very road trip.  Huh.  How do you like that?  See ya in New Orleans, BOSSY.