BOSSY is the new Dooce.

Ever played Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon?  Well, we're going to play Two Degrees of Dooce.  Yep, that's right, I'm going to connect myself to Dooce in two degrees.  Here we go:

Megan loves Bossy.
Bossy loves Dooce.
The end.

Impressed, right? 

Wait, did you not know that Bossy loves Dooce?  In fact, there is a movie about it.  It's fabulous, sure to win some kind of blog award this year.  Watch it right now.  Bossy Loves Dooce.  The Movie.

So Bossy was looking for some well-deserved Dooce love.  I don't know if she ever got it, but I offered her some Megan Love, which I affectionately refer to as Mooce Love.  But Bossy deserves better than a little Mooce Love in Bossy's comments.

If you aren't reading Bossy, you should.  Right now.  I've been hooked on her since the first time I stumbled into her site.  Now I hope with each new Bossy post that Bossy might some day think of Megan when she mentions her readers reader.  But I have a sneaking suspicion that Bossy might reserve her nods for the readers reader who leaves comments.  Unfortunately for Megan, Bossy's readers are almost as funny as Bossy is, so Megan is usually too hesitant to leave a lame comment that would pale in comparison to Bossy's hilarious comment stack.

This is where I make up for that lack of commenting thing.

In the fanatic style of Pink is the new Blog readers, who send in photos of themselves holding up signs that say things like "Pink is the new College Tour" or "Pink is the new Vatican City," as well as photos of themselves in different situations sporting a Pink is the new Blog bumper sticker, I present to you... my ode to i am bossy.com...

Bossy is the new Dooce.
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BOSSY is the new Morning Routine.

BOSSY is the new Full Monty.

BOSSY is the new Ride to School.
BOSSY is the new Early Morning Beach Mama.

BOSSY is the new Early Morning Beach Beverage.

BOSSY is the new Baby Entertainment.

BOSSY is the new Land Yacht Pimp Mobile Interior.


BOSSY is the new Hurricane Camille Relic.  *The photo with me in it was taken by a random Harley biker, thank you very much.  Bossy brings bikers and stay-at-home moms together.
BOSSY is the new Make the Most of What You've Got Left.

BOSSY is the new Carcoleptic.
BOSSY is the new Knee Licking Ride Home from School.
BOSSY is the new Space Monkey.
BOSSY is the new Toddler Van Gogh. *Pants's take on what a "bossy person" would look like.
BOSSY is the new Paparazzi Shield.
BOSSY is the new Toddler's Dream Sand Castle.
BOSSY is the new Horseshoe Crab Meet-up.

BOSSY is the new Inability to Follow Simple Directions like
"Hold this sticker, Goose."
BOSSY is the new Fine Dining Experience.  Waffle House.  Holla!
BOSSY is the new Tongue-Poking Inspiration.

Megan loves Bossy. Fo' evah evah.

*You, too, can create your own ode to Bossy with your very own i am bossy.com bumper sticker.

Related Posts:

BOSSY is the new Marlon Brando or And Then BOSSY Yelled "Stella!" (the one where I meet BOSSY)

Comments

[Cakehead]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

That is all.

Ok, not really.

I love Bossy too, but am waaay too intimidated to comment.

[andi]

Girl, you crack me up. I love the reflection of you taking the picture from outside of the car. Well done.

[Elizabeth]

I got to MEET Bossy at BlogHer in Chicago this summer, and I can assure you, she is just as sweet and fabulous in person as she is on her blog. I love every single photo and caption in this post, and kudos to your family for their participation, especially Mr. Full Monty there :) You ROCK, Megan!

[Mrs. Flinger]

Dude! I just found bossy and too, luff her. But, can I add? I feel the same way about YOU, woman. All you gurlz on my twitter make me all giddy to read each day. (Now just give me time to WRITE and I'd be in bidniz!) ;-)

[CableGirl]

Oh, BOSSY is one of my favorite bloggers out there. I love your post today...

[Heather]

I do lurve me some Bossy too.

[Jennifer]

Awe. Some.

Jennifer loves Bossy AND Megan.

[PunditMom]

Agreed! I can't get me enough Bossy! I'm nominating that movie for an Academy Award!

[VDog]

VDog loves Megan/Velveteen Mind.
Megan loves Bossy.
Bossy loves Dooce.

Three degrees, not bad! LOL

[Annie]

I need to check out Bossy I guess! I see references to her everywhere and I don't think I've managed to get to her blog yet! That's me, always the last to jump on all the good bandwagons ha ha!

Your husband is the gamest man I've seen - he's so indulgent - I know I'd get a short, sharp and particularly Irish response to any request that I post a pic of my husband half naked on my blog. Heck we'd be doing good to actually take a picture of him half naked!

Thanks for the laughs in this post. Nice to see Pants is definitely carrying on the crazies, too - his expressions are priceless.

[Deb]

Excellent tribute! You rock just as hard as Bossy. I say Velveteen is the New Sprinkle Toppings.

[moosh in indy.]

Oh just comment you chicken.
I was too chicken to comment on your blog FOREVER because you're ten kinds of smart and I don't even know how to use an apostrophe.
So there.
Ha.

[BOSSY]

Mother Mary Joseph and the Saints... never in Bossy's life has she seen anything this funny. You've convinced Bossy to do some online shopping, only: Does that cute husband come with the bumper sticker? How about the small child?

[Nell]

I think I love this post almost as much as I love the Bossy Loves Dooce movie. I love Bossy, and I love YOU!

[FENICLE]

Yes, I love them both & you too!!!!

Hey did you get my e-mail about guest posting in a few weeks when I am sitting on a beach sipping foo-foo drinks w/umbrella's??

[Jenny from Mommin' It Up]

Jenny loves Megan.
Jenny hopes one day Megan loves Mommin' It Up as much as Bossy!
Jenny is going to check out Bossy RIGHT NOW!

[Mimipz5wjj]

You are too funny!

I guess I better go check out Dooce and Bossy...

[Alli ~Mrs. Fussypants]

Oh, Oh, Oh.......Bossy left a comment!!!!
I'm so happy for ya!

[MammaLoves]

Not only are you and your children gorgeous, but you're funny as hell too.

*going to slink off to my cave now*

[Secret Agent Mama]

This was hilarious. I just discovered Bossy and I am in love with her! Seriously. I might start stalking her. Tomorrow.

[Secret Agent Mama]

This was hilarious. I just discovered Bossy and I am in love with her! Seriously. I might start stalking her. Tomorrow.

[cate]

oh, man! the Bossy Loves Dooce video killed me, and this post was just as hilarious! Bossy and Megan ROCK!

[holly]

this was fantastic. this was the thing that woke me up at work. i've gone from almost-sleeping to laughing.

[Barbara]

Too funny! Here from Oh, The Joys... personally I prefer Bossy to Dooce, but read both...

[SouthernBell]

Fo' evah, evah?!?

[Mrs. G.]

I love Bossy, yes I do. This is my first time here, and I must say that you are pretty funny too. Cute kids. Fun post.

[Sanjay]

Theser are all nice picture all children is very very lovely smile I love bossy .

[manager mom]

I share in the Bossyliciousness. She rocks.

Bossy is the new Clearasil! Bossy is my new Diet Mountain Dew! Bossy is the new...um...running out of creativity here.