The Thong Song

Guest post from Janet at From the Planet of Janet:

Yo, bunny lovers everywhere.

I am your hostess for the day. Let me just say up front that I'm a guest posting whore. I'll guest post anywhere, any time, for anyone. Given the opportunity to write ANYWHERE but my own blog ... I'm there!

So today ... I am here to save the bunny from NaBloPoMoFo-dee-oh-doh anihalation anhialation anialation a fate worse than death.

Yeah, so now that I have your attention, let's talk, yeah?

I want to talk about thongs.

No, silly people, not those things that my 13-year-old daughter, the Roo-girl, wants to wear under her way-too-tight skinny jeans to avoid panty lines.

What we called thongs back in my day (when dinosaurs roamed the earth) are these:

Yes, I know. We now call them flip flops. And they are, of course, everywhere.

I remember some of my friends called them zorries "back in the day," but in my house, they were thongs. Just thongs.

So in addition to guest-blog whore, my other name is Eeeeevil Mother. I totally LOVE making the Roo-girl cringe.

And I can so do this by telling her how many different colors my childhood thongs were.

And how they actually were made of RUBBER.

And how I wore my thongs IN PUBLIC. Where people could actually see them. And they looked!

And how I sometimes kicked OFF my thongs.

And how I never wore my thongs in the house, but always when I went to the beach.

And how, when I went to camp, I wore my thongs to walk to the showers.

And how my thongs were soooo comfy that I wore them for days at a time!

This makes her a nut ball.

But I do love me some thongs flip flops. I love them because I can show off my pedicure:

Now that the weather is getting colder, though, you might think my thongs are inadequate for keeping warm.

Ah, but no:

My daughter says I'm a geek.

I just think I like my thongs. No butts about it.

Stop by and visit my planet. The weather's fine. Perfect for wearing thongs.

Comments

[Suburban Oblivion]

OMG, no you are NOT wearing those with socks???? :D LOL!!!!!

I feel for your daughter. Seriously.

[Jeff]

Yikes! This means that I too was guilty of wearing thongs when I was a kid. Although for some reason I don't like them now, either on my feet OR up my butt. Go figure.

[Natalie]

First of all, they are still thongs. The only reason thong underwear are called thongs is because they resemble THONG footwear. We are right. They are wrong. That's all I've got to say :P

[Megan at Sortacrunchy]

Thongs, flip-flops, flips, flippers - whatever you call them, I have to have them. One of the very, very few perks of living in (almost) South Texas is the luxury of year-round flip-floppage. I wore them to the hospital to delivery my January baby. Oh yes I did.

Here's to the flip-flop! Long may it live!

[Deb (Missives From Suburbia)]

Want to turn some heads? Mention that you love wearing thongs when you're in London.

I thought I was the only blogger old enough to remember the word "zorries". Nice to meet you.

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