Velveteen Mind

GoBloMeMoFo 2008! Save the bunny. Save the blog.

 

Guest Post or the Bunny Dies.

GoBloMeMoFo 2008!

The lazy blogger's answer to NaBloPoMo...

Do the right thing.  Guest post on Velveteen Mind during the month of November. 

This is the second year of GoBloMeMoFo, the first year having been a raging success for both Velveteen Mind and the bloggers that guest posted in order to save the bunny.  Time to save the blog again!

What is GoBloMeMoFo?  It's the lazy blogger's answer to NaBloPoMo, short for National Blog Posting Month, in which bloggers post every day for the month of November.  Yeah, um...

I'll still be posting as usual this month, but no way in hell I can NaBloPoMo by myself.  Together, we can...
Save the Bunny.  Save the Blog. 

 

Brief recap of the original full guidelines (ha.  "guidelines" is tongue-in-cheek, I promise): 

• Any writer. 
• Any content. 
• Any length. 
• Any time in November.

 

And this year?  A special treat... 

Prizes!

Prizes for the commenters, that is. 

To be eligible to win a GoBloMeMoFo rabbit treat, all you have to do is leave a comment on one of the GoBloMeMoFo guest posts (always noted with a bunny-in-peril badge).  You can enter as many times as you want by commenting on as many guest posts that interest you, though only one entry per post will count.   

Earn extra entries by visiting the blogs of the guest bloggers and leaving a comment on their "Visit me at GoBloMeMoFo!" redirect posts, usually easy-to-spot by that poor bunny in a jar.

Poor thing.  Just look at him.  His eyes are pleading, "Seriously, you're going to guest post, right?  Right?  Oh, please, for the love of Bunny Buddha, please post!"

Some of the prizes so far...

• Coach Wristlet 
• Henri Bendel bath & body products 
• Photo jewelry by Fussypants Designs

Hey, how did Mrs. Fussypants make it onto the GoBloMeMoFo front page again this year?  Well, she made these horrifically torturous bunny-in-peril buttons for us and donated some of her custom jewelry designs.  She was, by the way, the evil mind behind "Save the bunny.  Save the blog."

Want to contribute to the prizes and get some free advertising for your business this holiday season?  email me a description of what you'd like to donate, a link to your business URL, and I'll add it to our main page!

Winners will be announced the beginning of December.

 

In the meantime, whether you are participating or not...

Take as many non-PETA-friendly buttons as you want from the button page! 

Guest bloggers have a spot on the official GoBloMeMoFo 2008 page as well as mentions of your post on my NaBloPoMo profile (to be updated shortly).

Leave a comment or email me if you want to play.  I've already received a hefty number of volunteers, but there is room for more because not everyone ends up submitting a post by the end of the month.  I'll email all of the bunny-saving volunteers shortly with "how-to" posting details.

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*"GoBloMeMoFo" was coined by Jennifer at Playgroups Are No Place For Children.  Respect.

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Hijackers, Fools, and David Duchovny

After accusing Sara at Suburban Oblivion of hijacking my post this morning, I figured I'd better knock this one out before I head to bed in a minute.  For those of you that read my virtual b*tch slap in Sara's comments, I really was kidding because I knew she was going to post before me.  In fact, she started writing her post as I was still telling her about my theories.  Yeah, she's just that serious.  Crazy mad blogging skills, while I'm still prattling away on IM.  For those of you that haven't read Suburban Oblivion today, here's the story.

Heather at TopBlogMag emailed her writers asking for us to participate in a little contest called Blogging to Fame.  In short, it's a most-votes-wins popularity contest in which the blogs and bloggers with the most votes win cash prizes.  I'd love to go into more detail, but, well, the details are sort of sketchy.  To say the least.

Heather was nice enough to offer to share the prize money if TopBlogMag should win, and since I'm all for free money, I logged onto the site, even registered, and started poking around to find out more about it. 

The first thing that struck me was all of the typos and grammar mistakes.  (Suburban Oblivion readers, these red flags are going to seem familiar to you because they are the same ones I told Sara about and which she totally stole!  Damn you, Saraaaaaa!  Picture me waving my fist in the air in futility.)  English seemed to be the author's third language, at best.  There was a distinct absence of the article "the" all over the damn place.  Now, I don't have any problem with poorly translated blogs, but, seriously, if you want me to believe that you are going to give away tens of  thousands of dollars in cash and prizes, please use words like "the" and "a" every now and then.

The time frame of when the contest starts and ends was vague at best.

Where the money is coming from was, well, uh, it seemed to be a secret.  The origin blog stated that they would prefer not to reveal the sponsors right now but to rest assured that it was going to be "big."  Hmmmm.  Okay.  Fine.

Based on all that, I decided to not participate, despite wanting to throw some votes TopBlogMag's way.  Then this morning we got another email from Heather about it.  Knowing that Sara would have gotten the same email, I IM'd her and asked what she thought of the whole thing. 

Since she's not a "whoring out your blog for votes" kind of girl, she hadn't even looked at the site, yet.  In fact, it took some hounding on my part and a distinctly funny "I'm having a hard time working up a giveadamn" on Sara's before I could even get her to look at the site. 

Then I had her hooked and started turning her mind all skeptical-like.   We were all Mulder and Scully:  The truth is out there... and we were going to find it.

If you want to check out some more red flags that Sara and I unearthed, check out her post Blogging to Fame?  Not likely.  Otherwise, here are my theories:

1. This is a legitmate contest that's just not fully formed yet and from which I will never see a penny.
2. This is a half-assed contest that is not fully formed, never will be fully formed, and will just taper off with some lame excuses for why it didn't work.  Probably blaming us for not contributing enough in the end.
3. This is a social experiment to see how far our vanity and narcissism will take us.  Just what will we do when promised fame and fortune?  How much will we whore ourselves out?
4. This is a phishing scheme.  I did register, after all, and for all I know they are hacking into my accounts right now.  One of the questions was actually "name to make the check out to in case you win," as though this might be the last time they hear from you, despite the whole requirement that you fly out to their awards ceremony, etc. etc.

Suburban Oblivion says this is all a link-baiting scheme.  I didn't know what link baiting was, but she explains it very well.  I imagine this could be both link-baiting and legitimate, but, whatever.

On the off-chance that this is a legitimate contest, by all means, head on over to TopBlogMag and click Heather's links and vote!  I don't intend to nominate myself at this point, but who knows, I may come to my senses...

Speaking of coming to my senses, I've gotta say again that I'm glad Sara posted her totally-stolen-content post first (wink, Sara).  The reason?  Had I not read hers before I wrote mine, I would have absentmindedly linked to the Blogging to Fame website.  Yep, I would have fallen into the link-baiting trap set somewhere in the remote regions of India, waiting for naive little bloggers like me to stumble right on in and snap!  She's a great Scully to my Mulder, in that case.  Or is she Mulder?  Whatever.  David Duchovny is incredibly attractive to me and absolutely cracks me up in Return to Me, so any reason to post pictures of him.  Le sigh.

Or, again, this could be totally legitimate.  This contest could be the real thing.  Or, I should say, "Contest on Internet could be real thing."  What do you think? 

***Check out Sara's post for Tuesday morning, Small Update on Blog to Fame, for a comment she received from the blogger behind Blogging to Fame and apparently one of her supporters.  It makes as much sense as, you guessed it, the contest itself.  It's definitely worth reading, though.  I gotta say it again...  I want to believe, but...

Everyday Mother's Day Giveaway

Jules at Everyday Mommy and Everyday Design (yes, my banner designer) is having a Mother's Day giveaway for a new blog design.  Below are the links and rules, one of which being that you can enter yourself or a friend.  As I already have a new design (fully paid for, damn it!  cue the Alanis Morissette music!), I am nominating a friend:

I nominate Annie @ Blooming Marvelous! 

Her site is a lot of fun and I always love her posts, a nice mix of fun stuff and "thinkers."  She's a new blogger and is still too busy setting up "house" to bother with more than content, so while she's working on excellent content (the important stuff), I'd love to see someone else step in and help her with the design.  Who better than Jules?

Good luck, Annie!  I've got my fingers crossed!

For everyone else hankering for a new look, here are the rules and links:

Still time to enter the Everyday Mother’s Day Giveaway!

Have you been itching for a new look for your blog? Need a fresh design to inspire you? In honor of Mother’s Day Everyday Design is giving away a free Typepad or Blogger design! You may enter your own blog or the blog of a friend. Just grab the button above, write a brief post and link back to this post. The winner will be chosen at random on May 13th. Entrants must have either a Typepad Plus Level or New Blogger account. Please be sure to leave a comment with the URL of your entry.

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Check it out, ya'll, and let me know if you enter!

I'll be back to normal posting soon.  We've been swamped around here and I'm a little strung out about a couple of things, so I haven't been able to focus on posting.  We're getting it together, though, and I'll be back to long rampages soon.

Mad Props All Around

Exhales, happy.  Now this is more like it.  A girl could make herself at home in a place like this.  So what do you think of the new digs?*

Huge and enthusiastic thanks go out to Jules at Everyday Design:

I can't tell her enough how much I like how this turned out.  I think it fairly well "screams" Velveteen Mind, so a job well done.  Folks, I highly recommend Jules for any blog banner work you may need.  From the point that I emailed her my file of image ideas last night to the point all was completed and posted, it was less than 24 hours.  Unreal.  Reassuringly professional, highly flexible, and satisfyingly easy to work with-- she's fabulous.  Thank you, Jules.

Mad props go out to my thinking girls that helped get my own sad creative juices flowing and are my winners of the giveaway:

• Annie at Blooming Marvelous
• Sara at Suburban Oblivion
• Lisa

Yes, I know, I always link to Annie and Sara, but they really were key here. (cont'd)

Help Me Help You!

I'm stumped.  It's been bugging me since day one that I don't have a custom blog banner / header thingy for the Velveteen Mind.  This template is the equivalent of writing in a composition notebook-  it's functional, but no flair.

After losing one great designer to an influx of newfound popularity for her designs, I have finally lined up two designers to work on my banner.  However, as the time draws near for the actual work to begin, I'm finding myself at a loss for ideas.  This is where you come in (and where a fun surprise comes in, as well! ).  First, let me introduce you to the designers, both of with whom you are probably familiar:

The first is IzzyMom, whose design label is Designs by Izzy.  I love her style and her no-frills approach.  I'm so anti-gingham & polka dots, so she's totally my girl.  Her waiting list is about a million miles long, though, so she hasn't asked anything of me, yet.  However, despite her seeming to pretty much grasp the aesthetic I'm looking for, I know the time will come when she'll ask for my input.  I'd like to be prepared for that moment, as I found myself unprepared for our next designer--

I came across Jules at Everyday Design the other day and really liked her work.  She doesn't seem as edgy as IzzyMom, but her designs are professional, clean, and inviting.  To say the least, my current template does not exactly say "warm and inviting."  It appears that she may be the first to start work, as she's asking me (gasp!) for a key image around which to base the design. 

So far, all I've been able to do is give these designers some vague direction based around the feel I'm looking for:  something textured, with a worn, vintage, decadent vibe.  I've pointed them both to check out the book covers in my side bar, pretty much all of which have the look I'm after in some shape or form, except for the housewife books at the bottom--  all of which are almost exactly what I don't want.

Apparently designers don't cater to the vague.  I might as well have just said, "Yeah, uh, I want it to look cool.  Now go do it!  Don't ask me any questions, either."  I'm no help.  Let's see, I like carnivals, old chalkware statues, vintage tablecloths, and I want the texture to be so inviting that you would want to reach out and touch it.  Ugh, I'm no help. 

But you...  you, my friend, are a treasure trove of help.  Right? (cont'd)