- Toy van
- Thomas the Tank Engine Fire-station door
- Dinosaur bone
- Shred of cereal bar wrapper
- Foam shooter-thing from Zurg (Buzz LightYear's arch nemesis)
- Cirque du Soleil clown nose
These are the items I found in my baby Cheeks's mouth this morning as I was updating some code on this blog.
Lord help me.
Next time some smart-ass asks you how you find the time to write a blog (like I asked my ever-so-patient buddy Annie just yesterday), run an eBay store, and be a good mom and housewife, remember this picture. I don't have time to do it. The choking hazards above are evidence.
Please do not forward this post to the child welfare folks, by the way.